BULLETIN:

June 14, 2001: We have just received word that, for the second year in a row, Almighty/Isis Creative Director Paul Pearson has won a regional branch of the Rhino Musical Aptitude Test, this time in Seattle, Washington. The test was administered May 17, 2001, at a Seattle Tower Records location.

In 2000, Pearson won the Los Angeles RMAT, before moving to Olympia that summer. In 1999 he finished second in the Los Angeles test.

In addition, Pearson is currently working on the first attempt to clone a human being, in procedures presently underway in Edinburgh, Scotland.

The cloning experiment follows closely on the heels of Pearson's finding a cure for herpes, his delivery of a newborn while on a runaway bus, and his warmly-received speech to the Oxford William Blake Footnote Club in London this past January.

Pearson's past accomplishments include negotiating the AOL-Time Warner merger, proving that paranoid schizophrenia is a genetically-inherited trait, and three Winston Cup titles.

In addition to the cloning experiment, Pearson plans to continue with his other current project, an ongoing collaboration with major international legal associations to make polygraph tests error-free.

--Paul Pearson
Reporting for Almighty/Isis